Dealing with Failure

Feeling blue because Herm coaches your favorite team? Take solace in knowing that you can dominate your fantasy league simply by starting whichever defense is playing the Chiefs that week.

Stages of Herm

Denial - We didn't give up a 4th round draft pick for this guy.
Anger - We gave up a fucking draft pick for this bum! He went 39-41 in New York, you don't give up a draft pick for a losing coach!
Bargaining - Ok it was only a 4th round pick. What good ever comes out of the 4th round? Hell, we gave up a 1st rounder for Trent Green, a 4th round pick is a steal.
Depression - We've lost 11 straight games. Every Sunday is worse than the one prior. No one understands my pain. There is no hope only death. Pass the Dust-off, I'm going to the graveyard to do some huffing.
Acceptance - We're the worst team in the NFL.

Our Mission

First and foremost, we are not a fire Herm Edwards site. Those fuckers are a dime a dozen and quite frankly, we’re above that. Our mission is not to have Herm fired. Rather, we hope to offer solace and refuge for those whose teams have been hijacked and held hostage by Herm.

Has your team been coached by Herm? Have you listened to your fair share of Hermism’s? Are you tired of the coach-speak? Do you not know where to turn? Do you want to play to win the game? We want to hear from you. Share your story at youreabumherm@gmail.com.